Eish!

When we moved into the projects, the office had issues about getting us housekeeping, since NO ONE has housekeeping here, since slavery here is illegal, and minimum wage is actually quite expensive. "But the guys in Houston and Dallas have housekeeping!!!" So they obliged...

Housekeeping is more fucking useless than our last maid in SA, the one that was always sleepy and couldn't tell the difference when pairing black and white socks. They come once a week, and sll they do is make our bed, and vaccuum. They don't do dishes, they don't do laundry, they don't iron! I left my shoes out the other day, they frikken vaccuumed AROUND my shoes - we have a thick carpet and you can see the vaccuum cleaner's path!

And then they "hid" our dirty pans and pots in the oven! Two days later we're like, WTF's that smell, whoo hoo, MUSHROOMS! I complained, and now they pack our dirty dishes in the sink. And that's all they do!

So we have to do our own laundry and ironing... Thank God we have a dishwasher!