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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Wacko jack-o-lantern

Monday is Halloween. So I'm getting ready and into the spirit of the festivities - got me a pumpkin, got the kitchen knives and 35 minutes later, voila! Jack-o-lantern!

So here are some instructions on how to carve a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern:

Step 1:
Get a pumpkin. $2.99 at King Soopers.
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Step 2:
Cut out a whole on the top to scoop all the pumpkin's brains out. Kidding, a pumpkin doesn't have brains, silly!
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Step 3:
Cut out the eyes, nose and mouth. Lean back, admire your handywork.
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And what do you do if you fucked up your jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch! {drum, drum, cymbal}

posted by Dari at Thursday, October 27, 2005