This is the poh-lice callin'

Being the desensitised Safricaner, being robbed didn't really freak me out. I didn't call the cops to lift fingerprints, I didn't file a police report, I didn't go to bed with a baseball bat.

Yesterday, to my surprise, I get a call from Detective James Nash, Denver poh-lice (sounds like a TV-cop's name). He let me know that they have a lot of recovered goods, and wanted to know if any of it belonged to me. How's that? They actually investigated the petty break-ins, arrested the dude and recovered some stuff. But no luck, no Minolta digital. But Mr Dee-tective assures me that they are STILL investigating, and that more items may be recovered. He then made me file a police report online - according to him, it's my "duty towards the community to so".

Man, if only SA's pigs were this efficient.