Big assed steak
...and it wasn't Texan. Omaha is famous for its beef.
And so to the local fancy-pants steakhouse we trundled. Without hesitation, it had to be the 12 ounce fillet. That's 340 grams, 4 cm thick piece of tender beef ass! Almost fell over when I saw how much it cost. THIRTY TWO DOLLARS!!!! Before tax! But you only live once...
And all you get is the steak. You still have to order extras like veggies and fries etc. So a bling meal it was, but is was fucking good! All deep red, dripping with bloody juiciness...
Total bill came to $200 between three of us, my share a scary 60 bucks! But thank God we expensed it (thank you Mr Client), otherwise I would be in tears by now, and going hungry for the rest of the month.
And then I had a BIG POO.
And so to the local fancy-pants steakhouse we trundled. Without hesitation, it had to be the 12 ounce fillet. That's 340 grams, 4 cm thick piece of tender beef ass! Almost fell over when I saw how much it cost. THIRTY TWO DOLLARS!!!! Before tax! But you only live once...And all you get is the steak. You still have to order extras like veggies and fries etc. So a bling meal it was, but is was fucking good! All deep red, dripping with bloody juiciness...
Total bill came to $200 between three of us, my share a scary 60 bucks! But thank God we expensed it (thank you Mr Client), otherwise I would be in tears by now, and going hungry for the rest of the month.
And then I had a BIG POO.
posted by Dari at Wednesday, October 12, 2005
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