VEGAS BABY! Whooo!

I flew out to Vegas early on Thanksgiving morning. This place is INSANE! And just like the movies. I've never seen so many tourist - actually, they should call this place Little Asia, man there a lot of Asians here!

But never have I done so much walking, my hotel was all the way on one side, all the cool stuff was on the other side! The Strip is like five kays long! My legs, back and ankles are fucking killing me!

Welcome to Vegas - McCarren Airport - probably the only airport with slot machines in the waiting areas! Las Vegas Boulevard aka "The Strip".


I stayed a quarter mile off The Strip at a dodgy looking, but decent hotel. Then I again, I literally only spent five hours each night there sleeping. And no Vegas experience is complete without having some snaps with Elvis. I just wish I could've been married by him at the Quicki-Wed...


The MGM Grand by day. They have a lion cub enclosure inside which was okay, I suppose. The Fountains of Bellagio, with the Eiffel Tower in the background. The fountains shoot about 80m in the air, synch'd to music.


The original Caesars Palace. Where you'll find the legendary Pussycat Dolls Lounge.


For $12 I checked out Madame Tussauds in the Venetian. They have about 120 wax models, some really good, some just crap. The Britney model was fantastic, kapped a feel or two when no one was watching.


Then Vegas by night. This place is totally transformed into sensory overload! I'm amazed I didn't have an epileptic.

New York New York. The entire hotel is a remodel of some of NY's big 'scrapers like the Empire State and Chrysler buildings. The Luxor, complete with Pyramid of Giza and Sphincter.



The Mirage has this display of dolphins, white tigers and white lions of Timbivati.


Okay, I've decided there are too many photos that I want to post, so unlucky! Anyways, quick summary, two and a half days of craziness, visits to all the fancy hotels and casinos, lots of lost dollars paid the many of the casinos, but good times! Tons of entertainment, ending in a visit to The Sapphire - the world's biggest gentlemen's club! For a gentlemen's club there were a lots of girls, 300 to be exact! Oh my God, that was FANTASHTIC and DESHTROYER!!!

UPDATE: Got into The Sapphire VIP! No cover, and straight to the VIP room. Free drinks, belter chicks... such good times. Pity no photos allowed. Almost forgot, thanks to Pimp Dogg for the heads up of what to do!